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Zero to 200



Every year Peter was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.

His wife told him, "Tomorrow there better be something in the
driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat".

The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.




Funeral arrangements for Peter have been set for this Saturday.

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:D :D :D :D
 

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She should of specified that it should at least have an engine... :rolleyes:

She asked for it ;D
 
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