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until you've snagged a few beard hairs in your pearl snap and them rip them out when you turn your head...
 

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The worse is having nose hair ripped out... that is painful!

Boy...:unsure:...you Texans are a delicate bunch, ain'cha'?! :icon_ poke:
 

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Texheim I understand the pain that you speak of.. I hate jacket zippers..:mad:
 

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Two words, kidney stone. I just pluck nose hairs, makes the eyes water a bit but they take longer to grow back.
 

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PH likes to give me little hints that my noise hair is too long by sneaking up and ripping it out...

:huh: How the hell did you get your nosehairs caught in your pearl snap?
 

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Nope... whiskers getting caught in the seatbelt fabric, ripped out when turning head. Gets me every so often.
 

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PH likes to give me little hints that my noise hair is too long by sneaking up and ripping it out...
:happy: Just one of the reasons we all love her so much.
 

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Seth, an old "down east" carpenter was hired to build a new privy for Miss Edna. When it was all finished, and in use, he got a call from Miss Edna to come make some repairs.

"What's the mattah?" he asked. "Just go look- you'll see," she said.

Seth examined the work scrupulously from top to bottom. Finding no faults, he finally stuck his bearded face down into the seat hole. As he removed his head he screamed "Ouch!"

"See?" said Edna
 
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