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FOR THE RECORD; My wife of 39 years is a NURSE!

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YOU HAVE TO LOVE A GOOD NURSE

A policeman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well; however, the policeman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch.

Worried that it might be a second surgery and the doctors hadn't told him about it, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.

Taped firmly across his pubic hair and private parts were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily --- if at all. Written on the tape in large black letters was the sentence,

"Get well soon, from the nurse in the Jeep you pulled over last week."

Kind of brings tears to your eyes doesn't it?














 

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Good one !
I agree with you, my wife is a nurse to, she just retired from American Airlines after 18 years
 

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...Kind of brings tears to your eyes doesn't it?


None from mine, but I'll just bet he shed a few :icon_ cry:when the time came to remove the tape.

Just sayin'...:)
 

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lol nurses.
 

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Maybe a warm bath...say for a week or so...might ease the removal of the tape while leaving the rest intact! :D
 

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EEEEEEEEKKKK! :eek:
 

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Mineral spirits should do the job!
 

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Mineral spirits should do the job!
Have you ever applied mineral spirits to your gilhoolies?
<shudder>
Don't.
Alcohol and patience.
 
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