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* respect your elders. They graduated from school without the internet.

* i've decided i'm not old, i'm 45 -- plus shipping and handling.

* why do i have to press "1" for english? Did america move?

* we have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.

* behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.

* let's stop sending money to other countries and let them hate us for free.

* vegetarian: Ancient tribal name for the village idiot who can’t hunt, fish, or light fires!

* i look at people and sometimes think "really? -- that's the sperm that won?"

* in my defense i was left unsupervised.

* if guns kill people, then pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk, and spoons make people fat.

* my decision-making skills closely resemble those of a squirrel when crossing the road.

* some things are just better left unsaid -- and i usually realize it right after i say them.

* we owe illegals nothing -- we owe our veterans everything.

* camping: Where you spend a small fortune to live like a homeless person.

* i thought getting old would take longer.

* a wise man once said - - nothing.


 

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* let's stop sending money to other countries and let them hate us for free. I have been saying that one for many years....but the government doesn't listen to me.

Those were great!
 
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