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And here we go...

#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the Number One reason
Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....



#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun



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You forgot to add that...

"They do what you want them to 99% of the time."
"They don't get mad when you go looking at other guns"
"They generally aren't too picky when it comes to eating."
"They don't get mad when you strip them down and touch them all over."
 

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lmfao
 

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Shamelessly stolen!
 

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they don't care if you fondle them.
they only speak when you tell them.
never complain what you stick in them.
they never complain if you are rough with them.
you can clean them when you think they are dirty or stink.
never go to jail if you throw them down and crame a magazine in their butt stock.
they don't pout or whine if you grab them and think they are fat.
I'm taking a break.
 

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Uh oh. Someone, probably one of the ladies, will do a search and dig up the "Why Women Prefer Guns Over Men". :sad:
 

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Wow this thread is interesting.
 

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#10: Personally I prefer a set of experienced 44's to an unused 22!
 
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Thanks, Roy
I just printed a copy for my LGS. One shop I frequent will hang it on the wall, but the second will throw me out. Guess who owns shop number two.
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#11...If you show a list like this to your gun, it will still let you go buy another gun.
 

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And here we go...

#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the Number One reason
Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....



#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun



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Ha! Spoken like a man that is either divorced .............. or about to be divorced!
 
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