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Three Handsome Dogs . . . G . . . RATED, recommended for kids

Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a
beautiful, enticing, female Poodle.

The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to
reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time.

The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and
hoping for just a glance from her in return.

Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she
decides to be kind and tells them, "The first one who can use the words
'liver' and 'cheese' together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can
go out with me."

The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says, "I love liver
and cheese."

"Oh, how childish," said the Poodle. "That shows no imagination or
intelligence whatsoever."

She turns to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and says "How well can you
do?"

"Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever.

"My, my," said the Poodle. "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as
the Lab's sentence."

She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, "How about you,
little guy?"

The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the
Taco Bell Chihuahua.

He gives her a smile , a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab
and says....


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Liver alone. Cheese mine.
 

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Groan! :(
 
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Indeed! Groan!
 

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Bacon goes better w/ cheese... But that joke is for the dogs!!!
You mean there was a fifth dog there - a rat terrier named Bay.
And he said, "Bacon handle it. Cheese off limits to you guys."
 
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Arggh!
 

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Yes Groan, but I will tell it to my wife.
 

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Then another dog came along and said, "Ham on top o' this one! Cheese gonna love it!"
 
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