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An old rancher had owned a large farm for many years. He had a huge man-made pond "tank" to some of you, out back with a beautiful picnic area, For years it was the perfect place to unwind or hold a family get together. As the rancher grew older, his "Oasis" was used less and less. It eventually became the local swimming hole and while his neighbors occasionally took advantage of the pond, he rarely made an appearance.

One evening the old rancher decided to go down to the pond. He hadn't been there in a while and felt the urge to pay a visit to check on things. As he neared the pond, he heard loud playful voices giggling and laughing. As he came closer he was astonished to see that a bunch of young women had decided to skinny dip in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man replied, "Don't worry about me none, I aint here to peek at y'all, I'm here to feed the alligator."
 

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