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Q. What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?
A: A rebel without a Claus.

Q: What do you call an elf who sings?
A: a wrapper!


Q: Why is Christmas just like your job?
A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.


Q: What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
A: Tinselitis!


Q: Why is Santa so jolly?
A: Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.


Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A: Because he had low elf esteem.


Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A: Claustrophobic.

Q: What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve?
A: A pack of batteries which at the bottom says "toy not included".

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite

Q: What Christmas Carol is a favorite of parents?
A: Silent Night


Q: What nationality is Santa Claus?
A: North Polish.



Q: How many reindeer does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Eight! One to screw in the light bulb and seven to hold Rudolph down!



Q: What do you call an elf wearing ear muffs?
A: Anything you want. He can't hear you..

Q: What did the little elves have to do when they got home from school?
A: Gnome-work!
 

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Okay, because I trust leftcoastrebel, I opened and read this thread. Pretty good stuff, rebel. I may check in now and then and see what's new, but the moment I see something here from Rev.Biff...I dunno...I'm well on the road to recovery at Rev.Biffaholics and I don't wanna fall off the wagon. :chug:
 

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You done well Grasshopper..
 

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Q. What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?
A: A rebel without a Claus.

Q: What do you call an elf who sings?
A: a wrapper!


Q: Why is Christmas just like your job?
A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.


Q: What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
A: Tinselitis!


Q: Why is Santa so jolly?
A: Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.


Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A: Because he had low elf esteem.


Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A: Claustrophobic.

Q: What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve?
A: A pack of batteries which at the bottom says "toy not included".

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite

Q: What Christmas Carol is a favorite of parents?
A: Silent Night


Q: What nationality is Santa Claus?
A: North Polish.



Q: How many reindeer does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Eight! One to screw in the light bulb and seven to hold Rudolph down!



Q: What do you call an elf wearing ear muffs?
A: Anything you want. He can't hear you..

Q: What did the little elves have to do when they got home from school?
A: Gnome-work!
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OK! I'm done for a while!:D:D:D
 
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Ok guys, these are all great! I've got a big smile and am chortling here reading this thread! Keep 'em coming! :)
 

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