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The Old Man & Satan

One Sunday morning, everyone in one bright, beautiful, tiny town got up early and went to the local church.

Before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking about their lives, their families, etc. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.

Soon everyone was evacuated from the church, except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew, not moving... seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. Now this confused Satan a bit, so he walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"

The man replied, "Yep, sure do."

Satan asked, "Aren't you afraid of me?"

"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.

Satan was a little perturbed at this and queried, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"

The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."

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tourus pt140 said:
to funney LOL where do yo guys get thies
Between the ones I receive from people in emails and doing a Google search, I have them coming out of my yin yang. :p

PS- I don't know what a yin yang is but I heard it often on 'Seinfeld' often, and if it's good enough for Jerry or George, it's good enough for me. ;D
 

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Taurus_9mm said:
PS- I don't know what a yin yang is but I heard it often on 'Seinfeld' often, and if it's good enough for Jerry or George, it's good enough for me. ;D
If you really wanted to know, you have but to ask or search.
See here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yin_Yang

BTW, Very Good Joke!!! :D
 
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