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Sorry, you might want to move this, I thought I was posting in the Joke section.
Guys, my wife sent this one to me today...

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

'If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.'Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

'How long will this take?' I asked. They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies.
I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over r the years?'

Without missing a beat he says 'Worked for your ass, didn't it?'

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again. Although, he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.

Stupid, Stupid Man!!
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