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The Israeli Dog vs. The Iranian Dog




The Israelis and Iranians realized that, if they continued fighting, they would someday end up destroying the whole world. So they decided to settle their dispute with an ancient practice: a duel of two, like David and Goliath. This "duel" would be a dog fight.

The Iranians found the biggest, meanest Dobermans and Rottweilers in the world. They bred them together and then crossed their offspring with the meanest Siberian wolves.




The negotiators agreed each side would take 5 years to develop the best fighting dog they could. The dog that won the fight would earn its people the right to rule the disputed areas. The losing side would have to lay down its nuclear weapons for good.





They selected only the biggest, strongest puppy of each litter, fed it the best food and killed all the other puppies. They used steroids and trainers in their quest for the perfect killing machine. After the 5 years were up, they had a dog that needed steel prison bars on its cage. Only expert trainers could handle this incredibly nasty and ferocious beast.

When the day of the big dog-fight finally arrived, the Israelis showed up with a very strange-looking animal, a Dachshund that was 10 feet long!

Everyone at the dogfight arena felt sorry for the Israelis. No one there seriously thought this weird, odd-looking animal stood any chance against the growling beast over in the Iranian camp. All the bookies took one look and predicted that the Iranian dog would win in less than a minute.

As the cages were opened, the Dachshund slowly waddled toward the center of the ring.

The Iranian dog leaped from its cage and charged the giant wiener-dog.

As he got to within an inch of the Israeli dog, the Dachshund opened its jaws and swallowed the Iranian beast whole in one bite. There was nothing left but a small puff of fur from the Iranian killer dog's tail floating to the ground.

The stunned crowd of international observers, bookies and media personnel let out a collective gasp of disbelief and surprise.

The Iranians approached the Israelis, muttering and shaking their heads in disbelief. "We do not understand," said their leader, "Our top Russian and Chinese scientists and breeders worked for 5 long years with the meanest, biggest Dobermans, Rottweilers and Siberian wolves, and they developed an incredible killing machine of a dog!"

The Israelis replied. "Well, for 5 years, we have had a team of Jewish plastic surgeons from Boca Raton working to make an alligator from Louisiana look like a Dachshund."






















 

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Brains over brawn! :D
 
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That's cheating.
The Iranians have that in their playbook so what's good for the goose is good for the gander.

Now if we could just give them a 2 megaton headache....... :) Many actually. If you can't stand the fireball get out of the country. :evil:
 

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Good one, LOL
 

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You know, maybe the dachshund is a long lost relative of the original gator. Both are long and low, have four short legs, teeth for eating meat, a tail.... So maybe there wasn't any cheating, technically speaking....
 

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An oldie but a goodie.
 

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That ain't cheating! Always play dirty, when you're fightin'! :D
 

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If you had ever been to Boca Raton you would realize that this is not a joke. They have completed this work, but because of animal cruelty laws they had to do the research using 84 year old widows.


(Now I am going to go donate blood to make up for that joke.)
 
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Good one! The ragheads had better learn to leave those Isralies alone.
 

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Israel will not lose that fight ever, So it is written so it be so. They don't know how to lose.
 

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That is one of the funniest things I've read in some time. ROTFLMAO
 

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HAHAHAHA. Just goes to show. Don't mess with the Jews.
 
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