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Q: how many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: "oops, i broke it!"



Q: What will you never say about a banjo player?

A: "That's the banjo player's Porsche."



Q: What do you do if you see a bleeding drummer running around in your back yard?

A: Stop laughing and shoot again.



Q: What do you do if you run over a bass player?

A: Back up.


Q: How do you reduce wind-drag on a bass player's car?

A: Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof




Q: How do you get a three piece horn section to play in tune?

A: Shoot two of therm.


Q: What's the difference between a bull and a band?

A: The bull has the horns in the front and the a**hole in the back.


Q: How many vocalists does it take to screw in a bulb?

A: None. They hold the bulb over their head and the world revolves around them.



Q: What do you throw a drowning bass player?

A: His amp.



Q: Why do clarinetists leave their cases on the dashboard?

A: So they can park in the handicapped zones.



Q: What do you call a guitar player that only knows two chords?

A: A music critic.
 
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