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After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.

He looked at her for a while...then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."

She asks..... "What does that mean?"

He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.

She smiled happily and said.. "Oh, that's so lovely.. What about I, J, K?"

He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"

The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctor is fairly optimistic about saving his testicles.
 

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He'd have been better off stopping at the "h".

Just sayin'...:)
 
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You would hav thought that after 30 years, the guy would have learned when to keep his mouth shut! :rolleyes:
 

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You would hav thought that after 30 years, the guy would have learned when to keep his mouth shut! :rolleyes:
You'd have thought the woman would have asked a question like that earlier in the marriage. :D
 
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