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If that were true I should be Albert Einstein from my younger days. :)

That didn't happen however.

All I got was crashed cars, lost homes, broken relationships and busted bank accounts. :( (There must be a "sweet spot" in drinking, but I couldn't find it)
 
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The Buffalo Theory as told by Cliff Clavin of "Cheers":

One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. and here's how it went:


"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo.

And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.

This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

"In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.

Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

Ben Fanklin figured this out 300 years ago when he said, "BEER is proof God
loves us"
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I'm working on getting smarter right now!
 

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If that were true, I should be a genius!!
 

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I also read last week that a couple of beers will give women beer goggles.....hmmmmm
 
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