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Splinters in Her Crotch! A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugger, a liberal Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville , WA . There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land, so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.

In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her. She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area so close to a waste treatment facility. I'm sorry, but due to Obama Care they turned me down."
 

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Skiff, get a wood plane and have fun! :) Ever tried a grudge ----!
 
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Spotted owl tastes good.....

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I started to post that story a couple of times a month or so earlier....but I was afraid of the ban button!
 

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Ha Ha HAHAHA! :)
 

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Good humor has a grain of truth!
 
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She miss used the trees & wildlife she should be fined.
 

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do you really need all those permit to take out the splinter? could have done it for free!!!
 

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Reminds me of the story of Pinocchio and Gepetto. They ran into each other, and Gepetto asked how things were going with Pinocchio's girlfriend.

Pinocchio said "Not good. Every time we make love she gets splinters."

Gepetto asked him if he'd ever tried sandpaper. Pinocchio said no, but promised he would give it a try.

Several weeks later they ran into each other again, and Gepetto asked "How are things with your girlfriend?"

And Pinocchio replied "Girlfriend?! Who needs a girlfriend when you've got sandpaper."
 
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