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So, as a fair warning, I have a terrible sense of humor. Dry, drool, and I love puns.

I'm an incorrigible punster. Please don't incorrige me.

Now that we've got that out of the way...

Q: Why did the bacteria crawl across the microscope?
A: To get to the other slide.

Q: What do you call a blonde that dyes her hair?
A: Artificial intelligence.

Never trust anything an atom says. They make up everything.

:)

--TT
 

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...horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "Why the long face?"
 
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A dog stumbles into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me some hair of the human I bit".
 
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A convict walks into a bar.

He didn't know the door was shut.
 

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One day, some time ago, Tomtom and Rickenbacher walked into a bar. There was a pretty lady sitting at a table all alone so they walked over to her and asked in unison "Hey, are you a bad joke?". The lady replies "I dunno', you tell me"...:sad:...and they've been doin' it ever since.
 
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To prove to the 'possum and the armadillo that it could be done.
 
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