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A Lawyer and a Blonde Woman are sitting next to each other on a long flight.
The Lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game.
The Blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and tries to catch a few winks.

The Lawyer persists, that the game is a lot of fun.
"I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500."

This catches the Blonde's attention; and, to keep him quiet, she agrees to play the game.
The Lawyer asks the first question.
"What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"
The Blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the Lawyer.

Now, it's the Blonde's turn.
She asks the Lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?"
The Lawyer uses his laptop, searches all references. He uses the Air phone; he searches the Net and even the Library of Congress. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour of searching he finally gives up.

He wakes up the Blonde and hands her $500.
The Blonde takes the $500 and goes back to sleep.
The Lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer.
He wakes her up and asks, "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"

The Blonde reaches into her purse, hands the Lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep. :D
 

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;D ;D ;D
 

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That's funny...not really a dumb blonde after all!
 
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