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Two Guys in Bunnings.

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Two guys, one old timer and one young, are pushing their carts around Bunnings when they collide.
The old timer says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"
The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"
The old timer says...... "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."

Most old timers are helpful like that!
 

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A man never gets too old to "look". :eek::p
 
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I'm always lookin', whether they're lost or not! :D
 

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u know women say the same thing about their husbands only we dont look for them in the stores they find us eventually and we dont care lol more time to shop
 
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