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A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall last weekend and the mall was packed.
Walking through the mall the surprised wife look up and noticed her husband was no where around and she was very upset because they had a lot to do.
She used her cell phone to call her husband because she was so upset, to ask him where he was.
The husband in a calm voice said, honey remember the jewelry store we went into 5 years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that I would get it for you one day.
His wife said crying: Yes, I remember that jewelry store.
He said: Well… I'm in the bar next to it.










 

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Well, he had his chance...but looks like he blew it!
 
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The way I heard it, at last call he was still at the bar. He went outside, but the car was gone. He called home, but only got the answering machine. He called a taxi, then stood outside freezing until it got there. When he got home, it took all his cash, his watch, and his cellphone to pay for the ride. That's when he found out the locks had been changed.
 
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