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A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he
Said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

Sermon complete, he sat down...

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song,
Let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.'
 

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Yes, yes!
 

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What river???
 

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I reckon that might be the 1st & last time folks git a contact High from a Baptism.

Jest say'n. :wave: :loco::icon_ nana:
 

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Someone has to tell me where, we have three rivers to deal with in the Pittsburgh area.
 
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