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A man is walking by the zoo when he sees a little girl leaning into
the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and
tries to pull her inside to devour her right in front the little girl's
screaming parents.

The man runs to the cage, hits the lion square on the nose with a
powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting
go of the girl, and the man brings her to her terrified parents,
who thank him endlessly.

A reporter has seen the whole scene, and addressing the man, says: 'Sir,
this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole
life.'

'Why, it was nothing,' said the biker, 'really, the lion was behind bars

and I knew God would protect me just as He did Daniel in the lions den long,
long ago. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt was right.'

'I noticed a bible in your pocket .' said the journalist.

'Yes, I'm a Christian and was on my way to a bible study' the man
replies.

'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you
know, and tomorrow papers will have this in first page.'

The journalist leaves. The following morning the man buys the paper to
see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on first page:

'Right Wing Christian Fundamentalist Assaults African Immigrant and
Steals His lunch.'
 

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We tell and retell jokes like this because they reflect the truth and yet those who we tell the jokes about can't see that about themselves.
 

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Then sad part about this is it`s prolly a true story....... funny joke though
 

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Hard to believe this is from 3 years ago...
 

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We tell and retell jokes like this because they reflect the truth and yet those who we tell the jokes about can't see that about themselves.
You've just made a very astute observation. :rating10:
 
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