[rollin thunder]

Her new nickname is "bird dog"

Resident Smells Home Invasion Suspect's Cologne, Shoots Him Dead | Breitbart

 

[cassrh]

Now that's exactly what we need !!! No warnings, no sweet talk, no police, no nuttin. Dead - won't be back on the street by nightfall, and sure as heck won't be a repeat offender.

 

[230JHP]

DRT. A MUCH lower rate of recidivism than incarceration and rehabilitation programs.

I can understand how this happened -- some people slather on so much cologne it's hard to be in the same room with them.

Sometimes, I shake my head at the terminology -- the 'suspected' intruder.

No, he was the intruder.

 

[GhostHorse]

I found the perfect scope for her pistol.

 

[olfarhors]

I must confess that I have had this same urge when walking through a upscale store and that cosmetics lady is squirting perfume all up in the air for the ladies to smell.

 

[texastaurusguy]

What kind of self respecting burglar wears cologne to a burglary? Maybe he thought he was going to get lucky or something....well I guess he did

 

[mark38090]

Moral of the story, don't commit burglaries on bath day.

 

[MoMan]

What kind of self respecting burglar wears cologne to a burglary? Maybe he thought he was going to get lucky or something....well I guess he did

As soon as I read this I thought of Dirty Harry (Clint Eastwood):
"Do you feel lucky punk? Well do ya"?

 

[JeeperCreeper]

I love happy endings