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A guy walks into a bar in Perth and proceeds to drink the night away. After having his fill, he stands up and says he's leaving. The bartender says, "Just a minute, mate. You have to settle your tab."
The guy shakes his head in disgust and pays up. Then he says to the bartender, "Do you know that in America you can drink all night long and never pay for a single drink?" Then he adds, "Not only that, but at closing time, one of the servers will take you to the back room and make sweet, sweet love to you until the break of day!"
The bartender says, "Wow! Have you been to America?"
The drunk replies, "Nah, but my wife has!"
 

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