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EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM:
'I've got problems.

Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it.


I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.'

'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears..'


'How much do you charge?'

'One Hundred and Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor.

'I'll sleep on it,' I said.

Six months later the doctor met me on the street. 'Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.

'Well, One Hundred and Eighty Dollars a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money!


A bartender cured me for $10.

I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new Car!'

'Is that so!'


With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?'

'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now!!!'



FORGET THE SHRINKS..

HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO A BARTENDER!
 

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Shoot, our rescued doxie, who was previously abused by a 2 yr old boy (broke his tail), would defensively hide under the beds as a puppy. So we have had our mattresses on the floor for 13 years or so. Even tho he's gone (Sigh...), our mattresses are still on the floor, LOL...
 
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