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(I realize that the second image is somewhat confusing to those of you who understand circuits as the killers are both parallel and serial. But since killers are black boxes and we don't a priori know the frequencies of the individual killers, we are not going to be able to analyze the circuit anyway.)
On the contrary. 1 Parallel killer equals 1/2 squiggle
 
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My friend just failed his Driving Theory Pt2 test.

Question 5 said "Name a sign you might come across on a country road?".

Apparently "Pick your own strawberries" wasn't the correct answer.
If you're ever driving through Georgia, feel free to stop on the side of the road and pick some cotton blooms and/or peaches when you come across signs who say "do not pick the cotton" or "do not pick the peaches". No one really cares.
 

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Teeth are not bones but are a part of the skeletal system.
This meaningless bit of trivia brought to you by some doink who spent way too much time working with radiation.
So, which one is you?
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One the welcome page of the Flat Earth Society it has the statement...

"We have members all around the globe".

Of course you do..
Akchurly there is no welcome page... which perhaps makes even more sense.
 
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If Rickenbacher formed a band with a family of hippies, they could name it Slide & The Family Stoned.
 

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I guess it's been eight years or so since I went on a mission....
and did what any man would do, if in the same position.

I had an urge to get a Judge but lacked some information....
so I searched the net, then clicked a link and came to this location.

I read some threads, a few reviews and felt that I had gotten....
the info that I needed, then went right out and bought one.

Now one might think that after that my time here would be done....
but history shows, as all of you know, that bein' on here's fun.

There's lots of info you can find, no matter what you're lookin'....
it's not just guns and ammo, there's even stuff 'bout cookin'.

The folks are great and won't hesitate to share with you their knowledge....
with an hour to burn, all the things you can learn, prob'ly equals like three
years of college.

There's always lots of humor, the laughs are never ending....
some tell jokes while others poke at friends without offending.

I've been married now for twenty years and she says in all that range....
it wasn't 'til I came on here, that I started actin' strange.

I tell her that it's just not true, it couldn't be and yet....
I can't deny that the numbers are high, countin' nuts here on TA.net.

I prob'ly should just end this, the wisdom's in the timing....
and you wouldn't believe how hard it is to keep this sucker rhyming.

I bid you all a fond fairwell, a most heartfelt adieu.....
and if you read this poem, then man...:unsure:...it sucks to be you.
 

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Would an air filter in a vacuum be out of its element?
 
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They say doing 50 push-ups a day is a good physical fitness routine. :unsure:...not sure I can do that many but I'm sure gonna' give it a shot.
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I bet it works... you do 50 of those and before you know it, you're going to be rollin' out burpees like nobody's business!
 
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I bet it works... you do 50 of those and before you know it, you're going to be rollin' out burpees like nobody's business!
And you know this, how, exactly? (I realize that I'm extending this digression from the thread's main purpose, but curious minds just gotta know!)
 

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And you know this, how, exactly? (I realize that I'm extending this digression from the thread's main purpose, but curious minds just gotta know!)
No, I think you are right on target.
I have pondered MadKaw several times.
I usually end up with a headache.
 

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Never venture anywhere that you are not at the top of the food chain. Unless you are heavily armed.
 
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And you know this, how, exactly? (I realize that I'm extending this digression from the thread's main purpose, but curious minds just gotta know!)
I am considered an expert on eructation.
 
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