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Went down to city of Waco operations today and passed my physical / urine test and then went and had a breathalyzer done. Past both. #governmentemployee


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Someone tip you off ... ;) ??
It was scheduled last week.... :D


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I would love to see the stats on how many people don't pass the breathalyzer. :eek:
 

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I get the urine test. Done it many times random schedule and to be able to be a sub contractor on may job sites.

What's sad is that they had to give you a breathalyzer test. I mean, they are doing it because apparantly enough people apply while drunk or intoxicated.
 

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Congratulations, TH! One step closer! We're all behind you....pusing you 1 inch sr a time, apparently!;)
 

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Congrats!
Some of my highest passing scores were on Urine test!!!----------------:thumb:
 

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Now you know those are easy to pass, the questionnaire you'll get next will be the hard one -- Do you get along with cats? Have you ever kicked one?:D:D
 

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What position are you applying for??
Inside info:
if you are applying to be a Firefighter and they lower a ladder down into that hole be sure and climb out!
IF you don't they make a police officer out of you!
 

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What position are you applying for??
Inside info:
if you are applying to be a Firefighter and they lower a ladder down into that hole be sure and climb out!
IF you don't they make a police officer out of you!
I've been hired for city payroll.


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...................Past both. #governmentemployee


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Congrats! Just don't tell em you live in a purple house; they might question your sanity ;)
 
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At my old employer, they took hair. Apparently, depending on the length of your hair, they can tell if you did any drugs MONTHS ago.

At the same job, we got a contract with Motorola, and they assigned the customer to us, then had us go immediately to a drug testing facility in Plano and pee in a cup. Only time I've had one sprung on me. I passed, by the way. ;)
 
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Apparently they don't check for chili powder.

Lucky for you.
 
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But, he isn't telling the important thing,

Q: What did he get on his IQ test ?


A: Drool.
 
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