"Always carry a knife with you. Just in Case there's cheesecake or you need to stab someone in the throat."
"Do you know what the chain of command is here? It's the chain I go get and beat you with to show you who's in command."
Friends don't let friends buy Keltecs
I live in a purple house, you got a problem with that?
"Laws that forbid the carrying of arms...disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes."