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Investment tips for 2008

For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.

Watch for these consolidations in 2008:

1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W R. Grace Co. Will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2. PolygramRecords, Warner Bros., and ZestaCrackers join forces and become:
Poly, Warner Cracker.

3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:
MMMGood.

4. ZippoManufacturing, AudiMotors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become:
ZipAudiDoDa .

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:
FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
PouponPants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
Knott NOW!

And finally...

9. Victoria 'S Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name:
TittyTittyBangBang
 

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Did you get that out of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader series of books. I read it in there a while ago.
 

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It was sent to me via company e-mail. Since we here at Delta are in the midst of a merger frenzy it was funny..
 

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Airwrench, are you for or against the merger? My mother in law is a flight attendant for NW and is not looking forward to it.
 

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Tell her most of us are not in favor of a merger. Delta employees have not been treated too well in the last couple of mergers/buyouts.
 
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