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Medicare - Part G - Nursing Home Plan




If you're an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself. The government says there's no Nursing Home care available for you. So, what do you do? You opt for Part G.





Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun (Part G) and four bullets. You are allowed to shoot four politicians. This means, of course, that you'll be sent to prison where you'll receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating & air conditioning, cable TV, library, and all the Health Care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They're all covered.





As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now!





And, who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a home. And....you can get rid of 4 useless politicians while you're at it. And now, because you're a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes. Is this a great country or what?





Now that we've solved your senior financial planning, enjoy your week .....
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I might be tempted if they had co-ed cells :)
 
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I dont think I'd like the unscheduled conjugal visits they don't list in the benefits.
But, they now pay for sex change operations!
 

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No thanks, not for me..
 

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I think I would modify Part G, take the 4 bullets, shoot 3 politicians and use the 4th on myself just before the cops came to get me. I figure, if I have to go into a home or jail, what's use of living anyway, so end it and be done.
 
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