I need a 44 magnum like a need another hole in my head. Nevertheless, I got this itch. Other than Preparation H, does anyone have a homeopathic cure to relieve this troubling condition? I'm thinking if a gaggle of 44 magnum owners don't come forth with testimonies that explain such a path will NOT bring happiness (they just end up sitting in the gun safe) I may do something silly. I'm reaching out here guys.