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Costco recently had a Gun Vault on sale and I ordered one to keep a firearm handy on the headboard. It arrived yesterday, and when I opened the cover, inside was the following sticker:

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Now, I can store a pistol with an empty chamber with a loaded magazine lying next to it. It would only take a few more seconds to shove the mag in the gun. But an empty revolver and a speed loader? Seems like it would take a lot more precious seconds to grab the gun, flip open the cylinder, grab the speed loader, insert the rounds and close the cylinder. In either case, if it happens in the wee hours and I'm roused from a deep sleep, that only adds to the difficulty. If someone is breaking in, those few extra seconds could be crucial.

So, are they just putting that sticker there as a CYA?
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I think you are correct in your reasoning for the sticker. That way if an accident or whatever you want to call it happens, they can come back with a “we told you so”.
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They want you to lock up your gun (unloaded, of course) and mail them the key. The ultimate in firearms safety.
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That note reminds me of a warning I saw printed inside a steam iron users manual: DO NOT USE IRON WHILE WEARING THE GARMENT. I doubt they would have included that warning if some genius hadn't tried it.
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That note reminds me of a warning I saw printed inside a steam iron users manual: DO NOT USE IRON WHILE WEARING THE GARMENT. I doubt they would have included that warning if some genius hadn't tried it.
I saw a similar one on my daughter's hair curling iron "Not for use inside the body"... Wait. WHAT?!?!?
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If you know how to properly throw the handgun at an attacker you wouldn't have any problem. It's all in the wrist ... kind of like axe throwing. Done the right way the handgun strikes the bridge of the nose and the muzzle should inflict damage on an eye. Or if you are close in you may go for a striking blow to the throat. Either way, think of the ammunition you'll save.
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I don't have an LCP II but someone who does said to me that his manual said the gun shouldn't be carried with a round in the chamber. :rolleyes:

I can't find the video it's on but Bill Engvell once said there was a warning label on Prep H that said "not to be taken orally". :(

This video has other even stranger warning labels.

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. . . I can't find the video it's on but Bill Engvell once said there was a warning label on Prep H that said "not to be taken orally". :(
That Preparation H warning is Berkeley Breathed's fault. He showed Opus using it. I have to wonder how many people saw the comic and decided to give it a try . . .

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Ha ha ha! Typical thing one would find in American society these days. :rolleyes:
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I have a loaded gun in every room in my house.....

......and very few people know where they are........and NONE of them are in some kind of locked barrier.

I'm not hurdling over obstacles to get to my firearm.........even if I had to move to where I did't have to.
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I love Bill Engvall, one of my favorite comedians. All of the "Blue Collar Comedy" team were amazing, but Bill had a certain style that I appreciated. Example:
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Due process. I'm assuming you removed the sticker.
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That's one of them lawyer stickers.
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Due process. I'm assuming you removed the sticker.
I did, but I put it back because on the reverse side it said, "Warranty void if removed." o_O
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That Preparation H warning is Berkeley Breathed's fault. He showed Opus using it. I have to wonder how many people saw the comic and decided to give it a try . . .

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Actually, that joke is probably older than Breathed. I remember seeing a Borscht Belt stand-up comic (Henny Youngman, maybe?) getting laffs on a '50s variety show with it. (Uncle Milty, maybe?) (The older I get the more "maybes" creep in. :confused:)
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One of my favorite examples of this sort of warning silliness is advertisements for perscription medicines. "Before taking lunicamib, Tell your doctor if you have atrial miscalibration, ventricular galloping, earlobe discupsia, disfunctional kidneys, platlet animosity, or hives. Side effects include spontaneous combustion, vitreous humor polarization, plasma urination, premature insomnia, and warts. Do not take lunicamib if you are allergic to lunicamib." Really? People have to be told not to go out of their way, getting a perscription and filling it, if they are allergic to it?
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Heard about a musical comedy act once where the guy said he accidentally grabbed a tube of Ben Gay when he meant to grab the Preparation H 😳 He then started sing the Johnny Cash song: "...and it burns, burns, burns, that ring of fire, that ring of fire." 🤣
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Legally speaking....

....if someone finds my loaded gun(s).....

....the crime has already occured.
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One of my favorite examples of this sort of warning silliness is advertisements for perscription medicines. "Before taking lunicamib, Tell your doctor if you have atrial miscalibration, ventricular galloping, earlobe discupsia, disfunctional kidneys, platlet animosity, or hives. Side effects include spontaneous combustion, vitreous humor polarization, plasma urination, premature insomnia, and warts. Do not take lunicamib if you are allergic to lunicamib." Really? People have to be told not to go out of their way, getting a perscription and filling it, if they are allergic to it?
I've often wondered how one knows if they are allergic to medicine "A" if they have just received their first prescription to medicine "A".
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. . . Really? People have to be told not to go out of their way, getting a perscription and filling it, if they are allergic to it?
Well . . .
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. . . yes. 😟
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