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Kids say the darnedest things... Yes, they do. But sometimes they're unwittingly aided and abetted by their grandpas, as in this yarn from The Silver City Greek:

"Hunter was four years old and was staying with his grandfather for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids, when he came into the house and asked, 'Grandpa, what's that called when two people sleep in the same bedroom and one is on top of the other?'

"His grandpa was a little taken aback, but he decided to tell him the truth: 'Well, Hunter, it's called sexual intercourse.'

"'Oh,' little Hunter said. 'OK.' And he went back outside to play with the other kids.

"A few minutes later Hunter came back in and said angrily, 'Grandpa, it isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called bunk beds. And Jimmy's mom wants to talk to you.'"

Desert Exposure July 2011 Desert Diary
 

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Prime example of technicaly correct, but...
 

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Ambiguity. The bane of many a wise soul.
 
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Poor grandpa.....sounds like something I might have said!!!! never was the brightest light bulb in the house....
 

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I'd wager that Grandpa high-tailed to the nearest closet rather than face Jimmy's Mom!
 
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