My boss was leaving work yesterday, just after me...Ha. A woman needed a jump, battery was dead. He didn't have any cables, so he saw a 2nd shifter coming in and waved him over. He asks, do you have jumper cables? 2nd shifter says yes I do, gets them out and says, but I don't know how to put them on. How can you keep a straight face with that answer? What does he think they are in his vehicle for? Sorry, just venting and the old saying is true, "you can't fix stupid". By the way, his nickname at work is the "overgrown fifth grader".