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I've sure gotten old!
I have outlived my feet and my teeth
I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes
I'm half blind,
Can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine,
Take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded and subject to blackouts.
Have bouts with dementia.
Have poor circulation;
Hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.
Can't remember if I'm 75 or 92.
Have lost all my friends.
But thank God I still have my driver's license.
Now if you will excuse me I'm going to WalMart.
 

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And you'll drive in the fast lane the whole way there too, I'll bet.

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Please let me know if you ever plan to visit Oklahoma.

I'm going into hiding if you do!
 
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I've sure gotten old!
I have outlived my feet and my teeth
I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes
I'm half blind,
Can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine,
Take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded and subject to blackouts.
Have bouts with dementia.
Have poor circulation;
Hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.
Can't remember if I'm 75 or 92.
Have lost all my friends.
But thank God I still have my driver's license.
Now if you will excuse me I'm going to WalMart.
At least you still have your hair. Some people's turns gray; mine turns loose!
 

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How could you tell there was a speedo?

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It'd be hard to imagine Rb goin' to walmart without one, he wouldn't wanna' draw attention by breakin' the dress code.
 

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DAYum! I suddenly feel much better after reading that. :D
 

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It'd be hard to imagine Rb goin' to walmart without one, he wouldn't wanna' draw attention by breakin' the dress code.
:shocked: Do you really think they would do a cavity search to check? :shocked:
 
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I sense a bit of jealousy creeping into this thread.
 

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I'll meet you at Wal Mart - - - - if BOTH OF US can remember at the same time just where it is and how to get there.
 

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:scratchchin: I thought I was losing my memory but just the other day, I thought I'd forgotten to do something but then remembered that I had, in fact remembered to do it and had just forgotten. :thumb:...totally got this mem'ry thing wired.
 
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At least you still have your hair. Some people's turns gray; mine turns loose!
I haven't lost my hair... it just comes out in different places.
 
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I always thought it would take longer to get old . . .

When I was 10 I wanted to grow up overnight. Now, I’d gladly go back to being a bored 10 year old.
 
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