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A large group of Iraqi soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune. “One United States Marine is better than ten Iraqis!”
The Iraqi commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune, whereupon a gun battle breaks and continues for a few minutes, then silence.
The voice then calls out “One United States Marine is better than one hundred Iraqis!”
Furious, the Iraqi commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge firefight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence.
The American voice calls out again “One United States Marine is better than one thousand Iraqis!”
The enraged Iraqi Commander musters one thousand fighters and sends them across the dune. Cannons, rockets and machine guns ring out as a huge battle is fought. Then silence.
Eventually one wounded Iraqi fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander, “Don’t send any more men, it’s a trap. “There’s two of them!”
 

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Those Muricans lie, don't they.
 

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When I'd heard that joke originally, it was a company of Marines training on a beach and two sailors behind a sand dune but during Desert Storm, it was changed to Iraqis and Marines...:D...it works either way.



Gilligans and Gomers, we always pick on each other but it's a love that knows no bounds. Go Navy, Go Marines!
 

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I got a few buddies who where in the Marines. They was infantry. They where the first batch of Marines when things kicked off. I was in the Army. Those Marines I wouldn't trust them to do things that require subtlety. However, when it comes to killing everything in sight. Send them.
 

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