SHOW ‘EM YOUR CROSS
Two Irish nuns were sitting at a traffic light in
their car when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside
of them.
"Hey, show us your boobs, ye bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.
The Mother Superior turns to Sister Margaret: "I don't believe
they know who we are. Show them your cross."
So Sister Margaret rolls down her window and shouts,
"Screw off, ye fookin’ wankers, before I come over there
and rip yer nuts off!"
Sister Margaret looks back at Mother Superior, "Was that cross
enough?"
Two Irish nuns were sitting at a traffic light in
their car when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside
of them.
"Hey, show us your boobs, ye bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.
The Mother Superior turns to Sister Margaret: "I don't believe
they know who we are. Show them your cross."
So Sister Margaret rolls down her window and shouts,
"Screw off, ye fookin’ wankers, before I come over there
and rip yer nuts off!"
Sister Margaret looks back at Mother Superior, "Was that cross
enough?"
