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A circus owner walked into a bar to find everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside-down pot and a duck tap dancing on it.
The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner. After some wheeling and dealing, they settled for $10,000 for the duck and the pot.
Three days later the circus owner runs back to the bar in anger, “Your duck is a rip-off! I put him on the pot before a whole audience and he didn’t dance a single step!”
“That’s strange,” said the duck’s former owner, “Did you remember to light the candle under the pot?”

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That story is ............... just ducky! It really quacked me up! In fact I feel positively Daffy! (I think I need a nap!)
 
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HA! :thumb:
 

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That reminds me of the dancing chicken at Webb City in St. Petersburg during the 1960's. It was a big draw to get people into the store. Tourists (me) would go watch this chicken dance when you put a coin in the slot. Come to find out, there was a mild electric shock running through the cage bottom. Poor chicken was being fried, alive.
 
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