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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband standing there with a fly swatter.


"What are you doing?" She asked .


"Hunting Flies" He responded .


"Killing any?" She asked .


"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied .


Intrigued, she inquired. "How can you tell them apart?"


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"3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.”
 

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When he woke up 2 hours later, face down on the kitchen floor...
 
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Those ones on the beer can were either the hardest or the easiest to catch. Depends on how much they drank, they could be flying sideways or just too lazy to move. The females probably never noticed the swatter bearing down on them since the world disappears when they're on the phone.
 

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Hunting flies in the kitchen isn't so bad. When you start hunting squirrels, you need to do some thinking.
 
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