[Trotline]

https://www.wsaw.com/fox/content/ne...medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

 

[MOONDAWG]

Link says, "...one dead, two hospitalized..." how'd you get "hundreds" and "mass-shooting" out of that?

 

[silverstring]

Hmmm my math comes up with a different headline. One dead , two injured in shooting at cemetery. Why did you headline, hundreds dead? I guess was satire.

 

[Divebum]

Lighten up a tad. If the shooting is at a cemetery, chances are, there are hundreds dead at the site. Pretty punny.

 

[NativeTexan]

Link says, "...one dead, two hospitalized..." how'd you get "hundreds" and "mass-shooting" out of that?

There are likely hundreds dead. It's a CEMETERY, after all. Of course, I'm sure the MSM could overlook that fact.

 

[loudviking]

Come on gang, get with the joke!......................

 

[MOONDAWG]

Ok, I'll play...

Q: Why are there fences around cemeteries?

A: Because people are dying to get in.

 

[Smokewagon]

I’m sure there were hundreds, if not thousands, dead at the scene, but where’s that mass shooting?

 

[kschilk]

I’m sure there were hundreds, if not thousands, dead at the scene, but where’s that mass shooting?

With the media and the left, more than one victim is a mass shooting. Heck, if someone had an AD at a catholic church service, they'd use the op to declare it another mass shooting.

 

[Rickenbacher39]

I don't care who you are, this thread is funny...........
I hereby nominate Trotline for the poster of the month.

 

[dwhite]

It's like the joke about the old Soviet Union and the U.S. had a race with their best sports cars.

The American car wins.

Russian press headline, "RUSSIAN CAR WINS! AMERICAN CAR COMES IN NEXT TO LAST!".

All the Best,
D. White

 

[GhostHorse]

This is all so funny, I'm coffin up a lung.

 

[vsjrmckee]

My side's hurt

from Me

 

[CJS3]

 

[Ickthus]

The shooter was a dead shot.
A stone cold killer.

No bones about it, ​

He had to dig deep to hit his mark.

 

[Yissnakk]

Ok, I'll play...

Q: Why are there fences around cemeteries?

A: Because people are dying to get in.

I thought it was to keep the zombies in....

 

[BC605]

Lighten up a tad. If the shooting is at a cemetery, chances are, there are hundreds dead at the site. Pretty punny.

Punny, maybe.

Funny, not IMO.

I don't find joking about something that is being used to try to strip us of our rights at all amusing....

 

[Rickenbacher39]

The atmosphere at the scene was very grave.

 

[MOONDAWG]

I don't care who you are, this thread is funny...........
I hereby nominate Trotline for the poster of the month.

He's got my vote.

I'll be man enough to say he successfully sucker punched me with his line.

 

[garyh]

It is a shame that anybody died. If some wants to end their life just do it. No need to take by standers with them.