[Jlandis003]

> The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States ******* Special Forces (USRSF). These boys will be dropped off in Iraq, and have been given only the following facts about ISIS:
>
> 1. The season opened today,
>
> 2. There is no limit,
>
> 3. They taste just like chicken,
>
> 4. They don't like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music...or Jesus, AND
>
> 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
>
> The Pentagon expects the problem with ISIS to be over by Friday.

 

[garyh]

Sounds like a plan to me.

 

[AOCM.RET]

Darn! I did not receive the E-mail on this Mobilization Order.:shocked: Where do you go to signup to be a replacement?:yeahbaby01:

 

[20361]

#6. They voted for obama.

 

[tazelmo]

Works for me.

 

[kschilk]

Come on men, let's hit that beach!

 

[Texheim]

Git R Done!
Hold my beer and watch this!

 

[gbusmech]

 

[Scalpel]

 

[Stroker]

If only.......