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Original Hollywood Squares
Remember that TV show? I didn't watch it regularly & some of the "comedians" were kinda lame, but here are some of the good ones.



Q. Do female frogs croak?
A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.

Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be?
A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.



Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years.
A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.

Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married?
A. Rose Marie: No; wait until morning.

Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?
A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.

Q. It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One is politics, what is the other?
A. Paul Lynde: Tape measures.

Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to?
A. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark.

Q. According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?
A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the Army.






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I loved that show!
 

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Thanks for the memories..:D
 
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Those were the days!!! They just don't make comedians like that any more! Wally Cox, Paul Lind, Ann Marie, Nanette Fabray, Artie Johnson, Charo, and so many more! Gee, I miss them all! Thanks for posting!! It put a smile on my face for sure!

 
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