So a friend wanted to meet me for coffee. He's a young guy, and he was upset. He's been married about 2 years. He bought a Beretta M9A3 in Desert Sand, took it home and put it in the closet. His wife found it and had a hissy-fit. He spent the night in his car. Apparently she is opposed to guns. He'd gone to the dealer to return it, no luck (they offered him half retain.) The pawn shop offered him 400 bucks. I gave him 700. It's new, unfired, never been loaded, with all the goodies including the original receipt. I kinda feel like a jerk-but kinda not, too.