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Gunshot to the head ----------

Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. He became concerned and walked over to the car.

He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.

The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.

When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.

Linda is a blonde, a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that could all be a coincidence.

The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and the expiration date was from 2008, so it was determined to be Bush's fault.








 

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Definitely Bush's fault!!!! :icon_ rofl::D:):icon_ rofl:
 

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I heard that one before, but I've got a bad memory so it was just like hearing it for the first time all over again. I'll bet she still gets teased about that all the time. LOL :D
 

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I like that one!:D
 

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I like the updated version.
 

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Bump, lots of likes on this one
 

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I'm sure she'll get a big $ettlement check. :D
 

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That takes the cake!
 
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That was hilarious, who would ever think brains smelled like biscuits in the summer heat.
 

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That is so funny I almost cracked a rib or two laughing.
 

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There's one glaring hole in the story. If, in fact, Linda is a blonde, a Democrat, and an Obama supporter,.............. She would have no brains. But she'd probably never know it.
 

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I heard that one before, but I've got a bad memory so it was just like hearing it for the first time all over again. I'll bet she still gets teased about that all the time. LOL :D
Yeah me too, I have the CRS syndrome ( can't remember shit ) But with that comes; old jokes are like new and no reruns on TV.....

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