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YOU GOTTA LOVE GARFIELD 'S EXPLANATION -- TOO CUTE & ALSO TOO TRUE!!!





A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.
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Well, there's a very simple answer.

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Nobody bothered to check the oil.

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We just didn't know we were getting low.

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The reason for that is purely geographical.

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Our OIL is located in:

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ALASKA
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California
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Coastal Florida
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Coastal Louisiana

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Coastal Alabama
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Coastal Mississippi
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Coastal Texas

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North Dakota
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Wyoming
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Colorado
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Kansas
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Oklahoma
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Pennsylvania
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And
Texas
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Our
dipsticks are located in DC
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Any Questions?

NO? Didn't think So.
 

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