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Game Warden vs The Country Boy


A country boy was stopped by a game warden in Tennessee recently with two ice chests full of fish. He was leavin' a cove well-known for its fishing.

The game warden asked the man, 'Do you have a license to catch those fish?'

'Naw, sir', replied the man. 'I ain't got none of them there licenses. You must understand, these here are my pet fish.'

'Pet fish?'

'Yes Sir. Every night, I take these here fish down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for awhile. Then, when I whistle, they jump
right back into these here ice chests and I take 'em home.'

'That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that.'

The country boy looked at the warden for a moment and then
said, 'It's the truth Mr. Government Man. I'll show ya. It really works.'

'O. K.', said the warden. 'I've got to see this!'

The man poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited.

After several minutes, the warden says, 'Well?'

'Well, what?', says the country boy.

The warden says, 'When are you going to call them back?'

'Call who back?'

'The FISH', replied the warden!

'Fish? What fish?', replied the man. :D :D :D :D
 
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