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Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when
he walks into a room everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a
room people call him 'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters
a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he
walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence,
the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"

She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38DD breasts,
24" waist, and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, people say,
"Oh My God!"
 
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