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have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely i can't

look that old.

well . . .

you'll love this one.



my name is alice,

and i was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with

a new dentist.



i noticed his dds diploma on the wall, which bore his full name. Suddenly,
i remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some
40-odd years ago.



could he be the same guy that i had a secret crush on, way back then?



upon seeing him, however,
i quickly discarded any such thought.



this balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.



after he examined my teeth, i asked him if he had attended morgan park high school .



'yes. Yes, i did.
i'm a mustang,'
he gleamed with pride.



when did you graduate?'
i asked.



he answered,
'in 1974.
why do you ask?'



you were in my class!',
i exclaimed.



he looked at me closely.



then, that ugly,



old,



bald,



wrinkled faced,



fat-assed,



gray-haired,



decrepit



son-of-a-bitch



asked,




'what did you teach???'





 

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This makes me smile, thanks.
 

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I didn't see that coming either. That was great. You know it was great when I got up out of my chair to show my wife.
 

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Wow...that stopped her!!!! I could not stop laughing...great one!!!!
 

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Burn!
 
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