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A large group of Taliban soldiers in Afghanistan are moving down a road whenthey hear a Voice call from behind a sand dune: "One Newfoundlander soldier is better than ten Taliban". The Taliban commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the dune where a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence. The voice once again calls out: "One Newfoundlander is better than one hundred Taliban." Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again Silence. The Newfoundlander calls out again: "One Newfoundlander is better than one thousand Taliban." The enraged Taliban commander musters 1000 fighters and sends them to the other side of the dune. Rifle fire, machine guns, grenades, rockets and Cannon fire ring out as a terrible battle is fought .... Then silence. Eventually one badly wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men......it's A trap. There's two of them!
 

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An old one with a new twist.:D:rating05:
 
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Another version of an oldie...

A young man is walking along the beach, when he spies a beer bottle in the sand. Picking it up, he brushes it off to see what brand it is, when a genie popped out. In a thundering voice, it proclaimed, "I am the beer bottle genie! For freeing me, I will grant you any three wishes, BUT the condition is, every lawyer in the world will get TWO of that!" So the kid thought, and decided, "I want a briefcase filled with a million dollars!" POOF! A briefcase instantly appeared in front if him. Meanwhile, two brief cases with a million dollars each appeared in front of every lawyer in the world. "And for my next wish," he added, "I would like a red Porsche." POOF! One appeared in front of him on the sand. And two Porsches appeared in the garages of every lawyer in the world. "All right," said the genie, " for your last wish think really hard. Okay, time's up! What do you want?" "Well," said the boy, "I've always wanted to donate a kidney..."
 

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OK, honorable mention::rating08:
 
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