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Four guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years. Two
days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down and
tells him he isn't going.

Ron's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.

Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Ron
sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking
on the fire.

"Damn man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your wife into
letting you go?"

"Well, I've been here since last nite. Yesterday evening, I was sitting
in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her handsover my eyes
and said, 'Guess who?'" I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a
brand new nightie. She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The
room had candles and rose petals all over. On the bed she had
handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I
did.

And then she said, "Do whatever you want."

"So, here I am."
 

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Good one! That one actually made me laugh out loud, even though I saw it coming after the "handcuffs and ropes." I love the funny farm!
 

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:D ....
 

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I certainly hope the mailman was able to free her!
 

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Now...if she'd made him that offer any time other than during deer hunting season, it all may have turned out differently! :D
 

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THAT WAS AWESOME IN SO MANY WAYS. I wouldn't want to be him when he got home.
 

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Thats a good one-well done
 
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