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A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden.
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> He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.
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> Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the
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> wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.
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> Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over
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> to her to see what work of God had captured her attention.
> He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
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> 'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.
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> 'They're mating,' her father replied.
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> 'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked.
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> 'That's a Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered.
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> 'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked.
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> As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent
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> question he replied 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'
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> The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then
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> took her foot and stomped them flat, saying 'Well, we're not having
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> any of that brokeback mountain shit in our garden.'
 
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